al_malak RORO
07-02-2005, 08:49 PM
<div align="left"></div>MOM ***33;
>Lebanese Mom
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>Mrs Hayek comes to visit her son Joe for 3 days in London where he
>is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl
>roommate.
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>
>Mrs Hayek couldn***39;t help but notice how pretty Joe***39;s roommate was.
>She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only
>made her more curious.
>
>
>
>Reading his mom***39;s thoughts, Joe volunteered, "I know what you must
>be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
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>
>
>About a week later, Vikki came to Joe saying,"Ever since your mother
>left, I***39;ve been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. You don***39;t
>suppose she took it do you?"
>
>
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>"Well, I doubt it, but I***39;ll email her, just to be sure." So he sat
>down and wrote:
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>
>Dear Mother,
>
>I***39;m not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I***39;m
>not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it
>has been missing ever since you left back to Beirut.
>
>Love,
>
>Joe.
>
>
>
>Several days later, Joe received an email from his Mother which
>read:
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>
>Dear Son,
>
>I***39;m not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I***39;m not saying
>that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
>was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by
>now.
>
>Love,
>
>Mom.
>
>
>
>Lesson of the day...
>
>Don***39;t Lie to Your Mother... especially if she is Lebanese.
>
>Lebanese Mom
>
>
>
>Mrs Hayek comes to visit her son Joe for 3 days in London where he
>is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl
>roommate.
>
>
>
>Mrs Hayek couldn***39;t help but notice how pretty Joe***39;s roommate was.
>She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only
>made her more curious.
>
>
>
>Reading his mom***39;s thoughts, Joe volunteered, "I know what you must
>be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
>
>
>
>About a week later, Vikki came to Joe saying,"Ever since your mother
>left, I***39;ve been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. You don***39;t
>suppose she took it do you?"
>
>
>
>"Well, I doubt it, but I***39;ll email her, just to be sure." So he sat
>down and wrote:
>
>
>
>Dear Mother,
>
>I***39;m not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I***39;m
>not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it
>has been missing ever since you left back to Beirut.
>
>Love,
>
>Joe.
>
>
>
>Several days later, Joe received an email from his Mother which
>read:
>
>
>
>Dear Son,
>
>I***39;m not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I***39;m not saying
>that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
>was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by
>now.
>
>Love,
>
>Mom.
>
>
>
>Lesson of the day...
>
>Don***39;t Lie to Your Mother... especially if she is Lebanese.
>